#I’m not even joking I’ll be like uhh am I 22 or 23

[oceanmonsters]

I’ve reached the age where I forget how old I am

[heloisedaphnebrightmore]

The Unknown - Chapter 22. Pervert [Minho x Reader]

Title: The Unknown - Chapter 22. Pervert  ➔ Chapter 23. Here! Pairing: Minho x Female!Reader Published: 4 June, 2020 Author: Heloise Daphne Brightmore The Unknown Masterlist | Masterlists

The next few days Minho introduced me to section 1 and 2 this way completing my training. As a last trial, he let me lead as he instructed me which sections he wanted to check out. He was trying to see if I could get from one section to another without going back on to the main path. Even I was proud of how quickly I reacted at his requests. It seemed I started getting comfortable in between the passages.

After a couple of days he even let me go with the other runners. I went with Ben at first, as we did before, then I was coupled up with Will, Jason and last Hank. I started getting along with the guys as I finally wasn't treated differently. I even went out with Thomas for both of our surprise.

It was almost time for the doors to close when Hank and I returned to the Glade, laughing. He was an average looking guy, barely taller than me with brown hair and brown eyes and a very bad sense of humour. He was rather tiring than funny, but it did help the mood when someone felt down.

"Do you want me to list any more of my precious lines?" He asked winking at me.

"I'm begging you, please don't. I already gave up an hour ago." I said half crying, half dying of laughter.

"Okay, just a few more and I will let you live peacefully." He smirked. "Is that a mirror in your pocket?" He asked and I shook my head already preparing myself for some ridiculous answer. "Cause I can see myself in your pants!" There was a few seconds awkward silence between us.

"That was a very bad one." I tried to keep a straight face, but I did start chuckling not long after.

"Okay okay, give me another chance." He scoffed at my response and as he opened his mouth along with a huge grin, I knew I was done for. "My love for you is like diarrhoea." He stopped for a dramatic moment and I frowned at the weird sentence. "I just can't hold it in." I glanced at him with blank eyes for a second, before bursting into laughter and tripping over my own feet. I fell on my stomach, but I rolled around to lay on my back to be able to laugh. I pulled my legs to my stomach to relieve the pain I had from laughter and tripping over.

"I hate you." I screamed jokingly, while trying to get up. He reached for my hand and pulled me up. "Remind me, never to go with you again." I pushed on his shoulder.

"I know, you are secretly enjoying it." He smirked. We almost reached the Map Room's door, when we realised Minho was standing there.

"You seem to be concentrating more on having fun rather than doing your job." He said in a bitter tone and our smiles disappeared in seconds.

"Slim it, Minho." I talked back. "We were just having a laugh. We would all go crazy if we just ran trying to find something that has been hidden for years, don't you think?" I crossed my arms in front of my chest.

"That's exactly the reason why you should concentrate even more." He replied without a change of expression.

"If you want to be boring, then go ahead, but I'm not planning on joining you." I scoffed and walked past him into the Map Room.

"You have guts." Hank chuckled as he closed the door behind himself. "He would have chopped the little me off if it was me." I giggled at his use of words.

"Let me tell you a secret. Girls are privileged, you know? You say we are weaker, but that is not the case. Man are physically stronger and have a better stamina, that might be true, but women are more cunning, more manipulative. They always get what they want. You better learn that." I stuck my tongue out at him.

It took us abut 10 minutes to draw some new passages and changes we have found and we headed to the kitchen. Then I decided to take a shower first and then get some food. I went to my room and picked up some of my clean cloths and a towel and went straight for the steaming hot water.

"Are you here?" I heard Minho's voice and I didn't even know what to do in that situation. I was stunned at his bravery. I was about to attack him for walking in while I was having a shower, but then I realised a naked woman running to a man, might not be the best of the options at hand.

"Yes?" It sounded more like a question.

"Can we talk?" He continued and I wasn't sure if he was plain dumb or he was doing it on purpose.

"I'm having a shower. So I'm assuming it can wait." I said with an ironic tone.

"I'm good." He said and I just felt the grin on his face without looking at him.

"I'm not." I hissed.

"I don't mind." He replied.

"You are very clearly getting on my nervous." I said while peeped my head out of the shower curtain, hiding the rest of my body. "Would you mind leaving, please?" I looked straight into his dark eyes.

"I would." He grinned at the sight of me.

"Minho, I'm asking you the last time. Get your ass out of here." I hissed. I felt every effort of mine was ineffective. His grin just grew bigger.

"What will you do if I don't?" He walked closer. I went back into the shower and closed the water. I wrapped the towel around my body, only showing my lower body from mid-thigh and opened the curtain. I took my boots that were placed in front of the curtain indicating someone was inside - most definitely me - and I threw one at him.

"I will torture you." I said fuming at him.

"With that sight, I'm only getting enjoyment out of it." He chuckled.

"You pervert!" I shouted at him throwing the other pair of the boots at him. He started running away and I was about to follow him, but then I remembered my state and walked back behind the curtain to dress up. I barely dried myself, I just wanted to catch that idiot.

I got out of the shower and started looking for Minho.

"Get back here you shuck-face." I screamed. I was walking around in bare foot and I felt everything from stones to dirt under my feet. "I will personally carve your eyes out."

"Uhh... you changed." He smirked but was acting as if he was disappointed. "I preferred your previous look."

"You are dead meat!" I ran after him. "Give me my boots back, you pervert." I screamed and some of the guys came out of the kitchen. "I will cut you into pieces while you are still breathing and will force Frypan to make a stew out of you. Give me my boots back." I screamed and as I was getting closer I jumped and threw myself at him. I landed right on top of his back as he fell on to the ground. I took my boots from his hand and held them up in the air. "Who's the winner, slinthead?!" I grinned and was about to stand up, when he moved under me holding onto my thighs and making me drop my shoes and grab onto his neck. "Put me down!" I hit his shoulder as he stood up.

"Don't wanna." He replied ignorantly and started leaning back, pretending to drop me.

"Don't you dare! You are playing with fire, Minho." I grabbed his neck from the front trying to make him faint. But I wasn't a professional. I didn't even know what I was doing.

"Can't you feel how scared I am? I'm so terrified of you." He joked, but I just ignored him and started hitting his back.

"Put me down you slinthead shuck-face!" I screamed, but he didn't give a klunk. "Put me down before I'll do something I'll regret." I warned him quietly, but he just grinned without a care in the world. I leaned closer to his ear, brushing it with my lips.

Notes: If you enjoyed it, don’t forget to like the chapter. Thank you :)

[couchpuddingg]

Death Note One Shot 2019 #2

Here’s the translation of the following pages I did today. Only proceed if you’re ready for spoilers of the new one shot.

Original one shot sketches: https://shonenjumpplus.com/episode/10834108156668356542

Translation Part 1 (P. 2-21): https://byouteki-cinderella.tumblr.com/post/186258918738/death-note-one-shot-2019

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Page 22:

Minoru: But now we live in a different era. We have surveillance cameras all over the city, they’ve even installed them in every car of every train. And buses and cars now have so called drive recorders installed.

Ryuk: Uh, under those circumstances it might have been impossible even for Kira to kill all the FB agents.

Minoru: They’ve also improved their techniques to deal with cyber crimes so they’d find out immediately if Kira sent messages via net or people send Kira messages via net. The police is even checking everyone’s phone transmissions.

Minoru: The police not being able to find a person who wrote something on the net…Today, that’s only possible in movies or drama series where it benefits the story.

Ryuk: …

Minoru: But I’m sure that if Kira lived right now he would have found a way to deal with this based on the conditions given to him in this era.

Page 23:

Ryuk: So, Minoru, do you think you can do it? (it says Minoru in Katakana here so it becomes 100% clear that this is the actual reading of the main characters name)

Minoru: Eh?

*the two of them staring at each other*

Minoru: So your goal is to make me do the same thing that Kira did, Mr.Shinigami?

I can’t believe all of this…This note is terrifying…

Page 24

Minoru *thinking*: So there’s two possibilities…either I give the note to someone else or I give it back to Ryuk. If I gave it back to Ryuk I’d loose all my memories about this and could forget about the note. Kira also gave his book back to Ryuk once. But if I give the notebook back to Ryuk right now he’ll just give it to someone else in the end…and that’s it?

A notebook that can be used for nothing else besides killing people…what am I supposed to do?

Ryuk: You became quite silent for a while now, what’s up?

Minoru: Nothing…it’s just that I’m the type of person who thinks everything through until I’ve found my own answer to the problem.

Ryuk: That’s my quiz king.

Page 25

Minoru: Ryuk, there’s two things I’d like to ask you.

Ryuk: Oh! What is it?

Minoru: So are there any other people who are able to see you, besides me?

Ryuk: …

Ryuk: I’m afraid so.

Page 26

Ryuk: The people who touched the notebook that I brought here last time should still be able to see me.

Minoru: You sure about that?

Ryuk: I guess so. People who’ve once owned the note but gave up their ownership wouldn’t be able to see me anymore, but people who’ve done nothing besides touching my notebook should be able to see me even now.

Minoru: …

Minoru: Well then, my next question…

Page 27

Minoru: So it says here that a Shinigami has to stick to the person who currently owns the notebook. How far are you able to go away from me?

Ryuk: Don’t ask me difficult things like this. I guess, uh, as long as I can still see where you are it should be fine, at least that makes sense.

Ryuk: No wait, I’d be able to see you even from the Shingami world, so…

Minoru: Get a grip and tell me how far exactly.

Ryuk: What am I supposed to do, there’s no exact regulation on how far I can go away from you.

Minoru: Then make one up.

Ryuk: …I’ll try.

Page 28:

Ryuk: How does 14 km in human world units sound?

Minoru: That’s fine.

Ryuk: From that distance I should still be able to distinguish the people around you and get back close to you immediately. So from now on, there should be no problem if I just decide on all the things the death note does not make clear.

Minoru: …

Minoru: Okay, I’ve decided.

Page 29:

Minoru: Take the note back and come back again in 2 years. In 2 years I’ll actually use the note and feed you apples, I promise.

Ryuk: What? You want me to hold in my hunger for apples for 2 years?

Minoru: I don’t mind if you give the note to someone else during those 2 years though, so.

Ryuk: Got it. I’ll wait.

Page 30

Minoru: Okay, then. I’ll give up my ownership and give the notebook back to you.

Page 31

-Present time-

Minoru: That’s how it was back then right?

Ryuk: Yeah.

Ryuk: I held in my hunger for apples for 2 years.

Minoru: Uhh, okay, so…I’ll go with the plan I thought about 2 years ago after all.

Ryuk: Plan?

Page 32

Minoru: Just as planned, I’ll sell the notebook.

(*note: he’s using the same expression that Light used when he got back all his memories after capturing Higuchi)

Ryuk: Sell?!

Page 33

Minoru: I’ll put it on a net auction.

Ryuk: Don’t get me wrong, it sounds interesting, but…you’re the one who said they’ll find out immediately if you write something on the net nowadays?

Minoru: I won’t use the internet.

Minoru: That’s exactly why I asked you last time how far you are able to go away from me.

Ryuk: What?

Minoru: We said 14 km, right? Sakura TV is only 11 km away from here, so I’ll have you go there.

Ryuk: Eh?

Minoru: We’ll ask them for English…no wait, then I won’t be able to read it, let’s do everything in Japanese. We’ll use pens and paper from the TV station.

Ryuk: Eh, eh, eh??

Page 34

SINN NEWS XN

Newscaster: Good evening from News X. We’ll now present today’s news.

Piece of paper:

I’m selling Kira’s ability to kill people from the distance via auction. If you want to buy it, make a tweet using the hashtag #kiranochikara and propose a number in American dollars.

Page 35:

People: Eh?

Eh?

What the hell is this?

Page 36:

People:

-Selling Kira’s ability via auction?

-What the heck?

-Did they mistake the address?

-That Kira, are we talking about that Kira?

-He’s using Sakura TV again?

-What the hell is this pen?

Newscaster: I’m deeply sorry, please wait for a little while.

Newscaster: Explain this situation to me! And don’t touch that paper!

That paper is just floating around in the air…and saying something about Kira’s ability to kill people from far away!

Page 37:

Newscaster: We, Sakura TV, are absolutely not involved in all of this, please understand. We do not know anything about the contents written on this paper.

Page 38:

-At the police office-

*Ryuk showing the piece of paper*

*Matsuda standing up*  /bang/

Page 39:

Matsuda: Deputy chief! Ryuk is back and he’s trying to sell the Death Note.

Deputy Chief: You mean the person who got it from Ryuk don’t you?

Matsuda: Ah, I see…yeah, probably.

Matsuda(?): I hope this is just a joke.

Ryuk *thinking*: 30 secondhave passed, so…*throws down piece of paper*

Page 40

Page 41

-the next day-

-in school-

Person: Selling Kira’s ability? It just has to be some kind of joke.

Person: No matter if it’s that Sakura TV…bringing news like this is not okay.

Person: Hey, look. Not even one day has passed and people are already proposing over 3 million dollars for it.

Person: 300 dollars? That’s like billions in Japanese yen.

Person: There’s actually people who believe this?

Person: Such idiots.

Picture of Minoru looking out of the window/Person: If that really is Kira’s ability then even billions wouldn’t be enough though. I mean you can bring the whole world under your control with it.

Page 42

-in America-

Lester: L! There’s been news about Kira in Japan!

L: !

Ryuk: Oh, who do we have there?

Page 43

Near/L: It’s just another Shinigami replicate.

Near: I’m aware that its quite difficult but I’m working on a Shinigami authentication system right now.

Rester: …

Halle: But I thought only people who’ve touched the notebook can see the Shinigami?

Near: That’s why I said it’s quite difficult.

Near: So, let’s call this person who’s selling the notebook via net auction “Kira A“.

[i-looktothe-stars]

thanks @s-ongbir-d for tagging me!!

1) what is the colour of your hairbrush?

pink and green

2) what's a food you never eat?

mushrooms are awful and I hate them

3) are you typically too warm or too cold?

I'm usually really cold, my friends joke that I can't thermoregulate because I'll be wearing 5 layers (including 2 jumpers and a coat) and still be shivering)

4) what were you doing 45 minutes ago?

listening to the latest episode of rusty quill gaming! I binged it all in...less than a week(? idk time doesn't exist anymore) so now it's frustrating having to wait for new episodes

5) what's your favourite chocolate bar?

crunchies are top tier and I will fight about that if I have to

6) have you ever been to a professional sports event?

nope! my mum wanted to get tickets to the olympics in 2012 though

7) what's the last thing you said out loud?

"all the doors are open now" (I was singing along to red signal okay)

8) what's your favourite ice cream?

okay the Ben and Jerry's ice cream with the caramel in the middle is So Good, but I also like mint chocolate and coffee (not together obviously)

9) what's the last thing you had to drink?

...probably a blackberry tea this morning? (it's 8pm. hydration? I don't know her)

10) do you like your wallet?

ehhh it's fine, it's just this embroidered black purse with a zip. its juuust big enough to keep my card, train tickets, and some physical money, so it's good enough. I don't really need a bigger one

11) what was the last thing you ate?

I'm snacking on jaffa cakes as I write this

12) did you buy any new clothes in the last week?

for once, yes! I bought the very cool and sexy new magnus merch. unfortunately it's too big so I need to send it back and get a smaller size :/

13) what was the last sporting event you watched?

uhhh idk probably the races at my school's sports day 3 years ago? I skipped two of them because sports day is The Worst, then y11 ended early so I didnt have to watch it

14) what's your favourite flavour of popcorn?

my friends hate me for it but I looove salty popcorn. I can't stand toffee because it's the only one my sister likes, so I got sick of it when we had to share during movie nights when we were younger. (same with ham and pineapple pizza)

15) who was the last person you sent a message to?

my dnd discord! love you guys 💜

16) ever go camping?

my dad lives in wales so yes. a lot. it's fun when it's not raining?

17) do you take vitamins?

no but I probably should

18) do you go to church on sundays?

nope, I've only ever been to church for christingle services with brownies/guides, and that was mostly for the orange with sweets on it

19) do you have a tan?

ahahahahah no, I look like a dying victorian child. last time I tanned, it was because I got sunburned at pride and I had tan lines around my glasses

20) do you prefer chinese food or pizza?

love me some chinese takeaway! (although spicy meat feast pizzas are also very good)

21) do you drink soda with a straw?

only at fast food places, although I usually get iced tea instead of something fizzy

22) what colour socks do you wear?

I have multiple pairs of this one kind of grey fluffy socks, that's like basically half my sock drawer. the rest are either black, or super brightly coloured

23) do you ever drive over the speed limit?

I can't drive yet so no. i was supposed to get lessons for my birthday in march but uhh. that couldn't happen for obvious reasons. i probably wouldn't though? because the speed limit is a Rule and breaking a Rule is Bad

24) what terrifies you?

going outside, phone calls, answering questions in class, windows at night ("because what if there's Something there?")... more like what doesn't terrify me? although honestly, I'm not scared by horror media, as long as it doesn't have any jumpscares

25) look to your left! what do you see?

my book collection! (specifically my regular sized paperbacks. I have a pretty weird organisation system? I split paperbacks and hardbacks, then sort by size, colour and alphabetically by title in that order)

26) what chore do you hate?

washing up. Wet Food Bad

27) what do you think of when you hear an australian accent?

australia I guess? idk, what else would i think of

28) what's your favourite soda?

probably apple tango? I don't really drink anything fizzy. except sparkling water because it's great fuck you

29) do you prefer going into fast food places or using the drive through?

none of my friends can drive yet either so going in

30) who was the last person you talked to?

my mum, she wanted me to come and look at the pond she made today

31) what's your favourite cut of beef?

I don't know?? I don't ask what cut it is when I have beef, I just eat it

32) what's the last song you listened to?

red signal by the mechanisms, because sometimes you just need a little bit of eldritch chanting to make everything okay

33) what's the last book you read?

stuff matters by mark miodownik! it's about material science and it's one of my favourite books

34) can you say the alphabet backwards?

lol no what kind of sorcery--

35) how do you like your coffee?

2 sugars and a bit of milk, but I prefer those sweet iced coffees you get at tesco. those were basically the only things getting me through sixth form until quarantine happened

36) what's your favourite pair of shoes?

ok I currently only have 2 pairs, my black and white trainers and a pair of heels that I haven't worn since new year 2019. so the trainers I guess

37) what time do you normally go to bed?

I usually go to bed around 10, but i stay up at least until midnight, usually closer to 2 am

38) what time do you normally wake up?

for school I wake up at 6:30 and get up at 7, because I physically can't get out of bed until I've snoozed my alarm at least 3 times. although at the moment,,,,,,,,,,,probably around 10:30? I set alarms to try and keep some kind of structure... and then sleep through them

39) do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

absolutely sunsets. I live about 10 mins away from the beach, so watching the sky change colour and the stars come out as the sun sets over the sea, with a mug of fruit tea warming my hands... fantastic

40) how many blankets are on your bed?

just one, but I have wayyy too many pillows

41) describe your dinner plates

my parents just get plain black or white sets from ikea or wherever

42) what's your favourite alcoholic beverage?

I Am A Minor And I Have Never Drunk Alcohol I Don't Even Know What Alcohol Is Ha Ha Ha

43) do you play cards?

no, although I used to play solitaire A Lot because it was one of the only games I had on my shitty purple ipod

44) what colour is your car?

train coloured (I don't have a car yet)

45) can you change a tire?

nope

46) what's your favourite province?

I'm english what does this mean

47) what's your favourite job you've had?

I've only really had 3 jobs: I answered the phone when my parents ran a takeaway from home, I work in their cafe every now and again doing washing up or sometimes waitressing, and I used to have a paper round. I Do Not like any of them, but the second is probably my favourite

48) what's the biggest scar you've got?

a surgery scar from my appendectomy 6 years ago,,,,,,,,,,,,I thought it was just really bad food poisoning for maybe an entire week

49) how have you made someone happy today?

I hope I made my friends happy? I really enjoy talking to all of you in our discord server, y'all make me smile so much and I hope I can return the favour

i tag @johnathansims @spookyhetero and @two-am-art if y'all want to get involved

[howlingwind]

01. what’s your name/alias you go by ??

my name is jeff !! lmfao (i don’t let memes die) it’s not my real name but i’ve gone by cody on tumblr for a long time

02. what’s your age ??

twenty. jfc i’m old. but also apparently a fetus??

03. what’s your zodiac sign ??

aries, which couldn’t feel further from correct lmfao

04. what’s your ethnicity ??

uhh mostly italian & sicilian, but you could probably point to any white place in europe and i’ll have a little bit of that in me. i’m also 1/16th native american but it’s such a small amount and sadly i don’t even know which tribe to learn more about them.

05. what’s your nationality ??

‘murican

06. what’s your favorite band and/or musical artist ??

i’m super indecisive about everything, so it’s difficult for me to pick faves (as you’ll see in a sec) but… mac miller,  post malone, johnny cash, eminem, tenacious d, colter wall, kehlani, bruno mars, snoop dogg, elvis presley, justin timberlake, sublime, the rolling stones, etc etc there’s probably a lot i’m forgetting tho. i like most types of music except country. well, modern country anyway.

07. what’s your dream job ??

uh, i don’t have one? i mean yeah, i’d love to be a writer, or game dev, or a narrative director on a game, or direct, write, or act in movies or television, but like…i could live without any of that stuff. i just want to make a decent living, be able to own a house, not completely hate my job. yknow, not a glamorous life but a good one.

08. what’s one place you would love to visit ??

idk there’s a lot of places i’d like to go, but i’d most like to visit alpha centauri, even tho that’ll never happen lol

09. what’s your favorite tv show ??

i can’t pick that! but i love a lot of shows. general hospital, lucifer, the 100, supernatural, stranger things, izombie, south park, legends of tomorrow, once upon a time, arrow (at times), dragon ball, big brother, riverdale, chilling adventures of sabrina, that 70′s show, the ranch, umm… i could probably keep listing forever.

10. what’s your favorite movie ??

hmmmm, again i’ve got a list but… joe dirt, the new guy, why him, the waterboy, 50 first dates, all the spider-man movies, thor ragnarok, man of steel, 21 jump street, 22 jump street ,and a fuckton more lol 

11. what’s your favorite song ??

constantly in flux, but the current faves are — creep by radiohead, stay by post malone, no below by speedy ortiz, unshaken by d’angelo, cruel cruel world by willie nelson, wanksta by 50 cent, shooter by lil wayne & robin thicke, stressed out by 21 pilots, self care by mac miller (along with practically everything on his final album), and i will always, un-ironically love only in america by riff raff. he’s not the greatest ever but that song is hilarious and always puts me in a good mood.

12. what’s your favorite sport ??

can i say rocket league? lol

13. what’s your favorite food ??

pizza, unquestionably. cereal is a damn close second tho. or pot stickers. damn, i’m hungry… 

14. what’s your favorite face claim to use ??

typically, i’ve always really liked using paul wesley, chris wood, and matt daddario. i’m using lindsey morgan for the first time now though, and i really like her as an fc too.

15. what’s your least favorite face claim ??

to use?? um pretty much any singer or model just bc their resources aren’t too great. i really didn’t enjoy using pete davidson as much as i thought i would, either lol

to see… uh probs emma roberts or andy biersack. emma for obvs reasons but also bc i once had a really bad experience with people using those fcs. idm people using whoever they feel like using tho.

16. what’s your favorite character of yours to play ?? which do you think you’re most like ??

oh man, uhh i really enjoy writing chrissy & theo. they both speak to me. but tbh i’m not much like any of my characters? i’m boring af so i tend not to make any like me lol. i am kinda like theo in the sense that i’m quiet, and really just try to be a good person. other than that i’m most like jason solely based on the fact we’re both human lol

17. what’s your sexuality ??

danversexual. attracted only to fictional danvers women, examples including carol, kara, and alex danvers.

lmfao but nah i’m just a boring straight boy. well, like 99.9% straight. jensen ackles makes me question shit.

18. what’s the last movie you saw in a cinema/theater ??

captain marvel (thanks to dani lol). only two months late but it was worth the experience haha.

19. what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had ??

thankfully i’ve never really hurt myself too terribly except for a broken wrist, but between the ages of 10-17 i’d occasionally hurt my back by sitting weird, usually in an attempt to play video games without the glasses i desperately needed lol. once when i was like 11 i laid belly down on the couch with my elbows up on the arm of it for like three hours, which messed me up for days, then a few other times i hurt myself, but another bad one when i was 17, i had my back curved while sitting and propping my laptop up on my knee, tried to move and literally just cried, crawled on the floor, and laid there all night until i forced myself to move in the morning. lol luckily it hasn’t happened since i lost a little weight.

20. what’s a random or interesting fact about you ??

uhm, nothing? i literally can’t think of one, i’m dull af. i uh.. i replaced my own cpu cooler once? lmfao

21. do you listen to music while you write ??

sometimes. a lot of time i just like the silence or ambient background noise, but if i’ve got a fitting playlist for the vibe of what i’m trying to write, i’ll use it!

22. are you a morning, day, evening, or night writer ??

i’m a never writer, apparently v___v but lol ideally a night writer, my best work is between the hours of 12am & 4am, but my sleeping schedule is so inconsistent, and so is my dad’s who spends literally every waking moment of his telling me different stuff he wants done, so it’s tough to hit that sweet spot. i write whenever i get a chance tho.

23. have you ever roleplayed intoxicated ??

lol nah i’ve never even had a drink. like what teenager doesn’t have a drink at some point?? i told you i’m lame.

24. what language or languages do you speak ??

english, barely. and assassin’s creed 2 taught me some italian swears. and ac: odyssey has had me occasionally dropping “malaka” bombs since the day i first played it haha.

25. how long have you roleplayed ??

officially, about 9 years. i started at 11 on myspace, rping dragon ball z stuff. but basically about 12 years, if you count how from the ages of 8-11 i’d put an anime pic up on my myspace, pretend i was older, and talk to roleplayers i didn’t realize were roleplayers lmfao.

26. favorite roleplay genre ??

i like pretty much anything, tbh. as long as it’s well thought out, has an interesting plot, or whatever. sometimes it doesn’t even need that, it just needs to catch my eye or line up with something i’m looking for. but yeah, supernatural, multi-fandom, sci-fi, romance, town rps, high school/college rps, anime rp (well, pokemon mostly), harry potter… i’ve done it all tbh and don’t particularly have a favorite.

27. one sound you hate & one you love ??

the sound of cotton stretching is the absolute worst thing to me. or scratching cotton. idk, it just sends chills up and down my spine and makes my hands feel weak lmfao. i’m weird. i really love the sound of rain, or fire crackling, or like “ambient” harp or ukulele music.

28. do you believe in ghosts ??

short answer, yes. long answer… i’m pretty sure i was friends with a ghost girl as a kid?? like no joke, even looking back at it through rational “adult” eyes, i’m still convinced. my fam moved into a new apartment, and pretty much right after that i started having dreams about a girl my age at the time (11-12). i’d never seen her before but the dreams would be like just conversations, like i was visiting a friend or something. i don’t remember them much, but i do remember the feeling of someone else in my room all the time, like you know how if someone else is around you just know even if you’re not looking at them? like that. there was even one night i was getting in bed, laid there a minute, and then i could have absolutely sworn somebody came in the room and sat down next to me on the bed because i felt the bed sink a little under their weight, but i looked and no one was there. i had a really vivid conversation/dream/thing that night. then a few nights later, for the first time since moving there i didn’t have one. the next morning my dad was really freaked out and said he fell asleep in the chair, but woke up and couldn’t breathe, and felt cold little hands over his mouth. he rationalized it as just waking up from a nightmare but i didn’t think so, so that night when i went to sleep and saw her i got really upset, yelled at her for it, and woke up right after. then i never saw or heard anything even remotely similar again, like she left or disappeared or something. it’s so weird, and i know how crazy it sounds, but yeah. don’t get me started on the topic of ghosts lmfao. THEN AGAIN, like a year later we had a carbon monoxide scare, but i really doubt the two were related because that would mean there was an entire year that we were breathing it in and the monitor didn’t do anything lol

29. do you believe in aliens ??

no alien story, thankfully, but it just makes no sense not to believe in them to me. like, we probably don’t have them on earth, and we’ve probably never encountered any, but it’s as close as you can get to a mathematical certainty that there’s some other life out there in the universe.

30. do you believe in true love ??

like, people who are just meant for each other, like romantic soulmates? nah not really. but i believe that two people can grow to truly love one another. whether it’s based off an initial attraction/infatuation, or a friendship, or both. i’d actually argue that’s a simple explanation of the biological science behind the feeling of love, but that’s an essay i’m not gonna write lol. but there’s apparently a lot of different types of love, so i guess “true love” is suggestive? 

also slightly unrelated but i don’t-quite-believe-in-but-am-open-to-the-idea-of soulmates, not necessarily as two souls who are just meant for each other romantically and always end up together, but more as two or more souls that gravitate toward each other to make up the important people in each other’s lives, like family members, lovers, or close friends. but that’s more of a theoretical idea/possibility than an actual belief of mine.

31. do you hold grudges ??

um, yes. lol i try not to, and i really do want everyone to be their best/happiest selves, but some people man… some people can take a long walk off a short pier lmao

32. do you have any obsessions right now ??

PO KE MON GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLL. also… life is strange (thanks dani lol). supernatural. stranger things (thanks dani & steph) the 100 / clexa / becho  (thanks steph). lucifer. captain marvel (thanks dani). the song “creep” by radiohead and all its covers (tom ellis, haley reinhart, etc). cyberpunk 2077 (thanks dani). as you can see, i’m easily influenced lmfao.

33. do you drive & if so, have you ever been in a crash ??

nope i don’t drive, precisely because i’d definitely end up in a crash lol

34. do you like the smell of gasoline ??

uh that’s a big fat no from me, chief

35. do you prefer writing fluff, angst, or smut ??

i like it all equally, i think. i just really like writing & rp in general. i did run a smut rp once in the past tho. it gets old quick tbh and is the one of the three i can live without lol

36. are you in a relationship ??

bahahahahahahaha no.

37. grab the nearest book to you and turn to page 23, what is the 17the line ??

❝  “and why would that be?” kronos’s golden eyes glittered.  ❞

— the last olympian by rick riordan.

38. put your playlist on shuffle and list the first four songs that pop up:

1. season of the witch – donovan 2. riot van – arctic monkeys 3. busta rhymes – qveen herby 4. der kommissar – after the fire

also i gotta cheat because it’s too perfect that the next two are

5. stay – mac miller (one of my favorites ever that i forgot to mention above) 6. only in america – riff raff (i just love this ok. the video is hilarious but tw james franco for those that don’t like him)

[kenshi-vakarian7]

OC Interview

I was tagged by @obvidalous .  Thank you.

I’ll tag @ripley95things and anyone who wants to do this.

I’ve done this already for the following;

Kira Ryder Adam Shepard Marc Shepard

1. What’s your name?  

Luke Nathan Skywalker Ryder

2. Do you know why you are named that?

I was named after Luke Skywalker.  No, seriously!  My Mom’s a huge Star Wars nerd and wanted to name me and my sister Luke and Leia once she found out she was pregnant with twins.  But my Dad, who’s never been fun at parties, put his foot down over the names.  They eventually compromised and name my sister Kira.  Kira’s glad she didn’t get the Leia name, but me personally?  I would’ve thought it was awesome.

3. Are you single or taken?

Taken. ^_^

4. Have any abilities or powers?

I’m not the world’s biggest tech geek or anything, but playing around with some tech and seeing how they work is pretty cool.  I even have a combat drone!  His name is Excelsior!  And yes, the exclamation mark is part of the name.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

*shakes fist* NEVER!

6. What’s your eye color?

Blue

7. How about your hair color?

Dark Brown

8. Have any family members?

Well, there’s my Dad, Alec, and my Mom, Ellen.  Mom used to make the best hot cocoa every Christmas.  Then there’s my twin sister, Kira.  She’s a bit more serious than I am, but she’s still my best friend anyway. :)

9. Oh? How about any pets?

Sparty and Sparty Jr. are awesome.  That’s my pyjak and hamster... though I’m not certain if he’s really called a hamster.  He looks like one, but... yeah.

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like.

You mean besides Tann’s opinions on the krogan?  Well... there’s the Archon.  Fuck that guy.  I also hate getting up at the crack of dawn.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Have you ever tried Paintball or laser tag?  If not, it’s great!  I also like watching movies, camping, rocking climbing, dancing, and waxing poetry with Addison.  That last one is definitely fun. >:)

12. Have you hurt anyone in any way before?

Only when I’m forced to. =\

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

*sigh* Yes, but that’s only because they don’t give me a choice.

14. What kind of animal are you?

Well I did want to be a crow, but Gil claimed that already.

15. Name your worst habits?

People say I don’t take things seriously.  I guess that’s true in some cases.  People also say I joke at the worst times, especially in a life-or-death situation.  Hell yeah I do!  I’d rather die laughing than screaming.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Definitely Vetra since, you know, she’s taller than me. ^_^  Nah, I’m kidding, I know what you meant.

I’d say my Mom.  She was always kinda, compassionate, and always supportive of my sister and I no matter what we set out to do.  I miss her...

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

 Straight.

18. Do you go to school?

Not since high school.  I was considering going back before I was told about Andromeda.  The idea of going on adventures in a new galaxy appealed to me more.

19. Ever want to marry and have any kids one day?

Sure, I’d like that.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

I’m sure they’re out there somewhere.  I just hope they don’t turn out like that one Sloane fangirl I met at Tartarus that one time...

21. What are you most afraid of?

 Me?  Afraid?  Nah, nothing scares me!

...Okay, actually, I hate the idea of dying alone.

22. What do you usually wear?

Anything comfy... preferably my pajamas, but society considers that inappropriate for everyday wear.  So I have my jeans, t-shirt, and leather jacket to wear.  That’s a favorite of mine.

23. What one food tempts you?

Oranges.  Always oranges.  If I ever get my own place, I want to grow an orange tree in my backyard.

24. Am I annoying you?

Well, if I’m being honest, the questions are a little... unusual.

25. Well, it’s still not over!

-Looks at his watch- Sigh...

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

I’m totally high class.  Top hat, monocle, all the perks that come with that kind of society.

...Actually, that’s all in my head, I’m actually middle class.  But a guy can dream.

27. How many friends do you have?

If we’re only talking about the ones here in Andromeda, it’s definitely more than I can count on my fingers and toes.  I’ve met some really great people

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

Why, do you have pie?  ...What do you mean you don’t have pie?!  Don’t mention pie unless you have some to share!  Now I’m sad...

29. Favorite drink?

I like my coffee and whiskey... sometimes at the same time... but I would never turn down a big glass of orange juice, especially with a big breakfast.

30. What’s your favorite place?

Here in Andromeda?  Definitely Meridian.  It’s an amazing planet that made the search and fight worthwhile.  I plan to settle there once I retire as Pathfinder.

31. Are you interested in anyone?

I am, and she is the most awesome turian in two galaxies. ^_^

32. That was a stupid question…

Uhhh...

33. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

A lake that’s not filled with sulfur... or ice... or boiling hot temperatures...

34. What’s your type?

AB... Oh, you mean THAT type!  Well, definitely someone who likes to laugh.  I’d hate to make a poor soul feel tortured at my attempts to make her laugh.

35. Any fetishes?

Uhh... do I have to talk about it?  Because I prefer not to talk about it.  Not that I have anything to hide, but... yeeeeah.

36. Camping indoors or outdoors?

Outdoors.  Which reminds me, I need to go... outside, so... later!

*quickly leaves the interview*

[xanthicantag]

omg do all the dnd asks im so curious !!!

Long boi this one is

1. A favorite character you have played.

This is a hard one, I was a real big fan of my storm barbarian Tiffany, or Unfaceable the ranger I played awhile ago.  They were more or less the same character

2. Your favorite character that someone else has played.

Oh absolutely Ragnarok the Winged One, he was my friend Juan’s first character I think (if not first one of the first).  He was a white dragon born sorcerer, who didn’t actually have wings for 96% of the campaign.  He also hated capitalists so goals really. 

3. Your favorite side quest.

One time I tried to set up a One night ultimate werewolf side quest, and it kinda worked, it’s just we stopped playing for like 2 months and they didn’t finish it.

4. Your current campaign.

I’m currently in Dungeon of the Mad Mage as an Aasimar Warlock!

5. Favorite NPC. 

Pit Man.

6. Favorite death (monster, player character, NPC, etc).

So, technically they didn’t die, but one my players character went into the Negative Plane to marry a nightwalker who was going to be the final boss, but I felt really bad for all of them after making them do a like 4 stage thing.

7. Your favorite downtime activity.

Rivals!!!!!  They are the coolest thing.

8. Your favorite fight/encounter.

The Strahd fight when I ran CoS last year was p cool, they all died but it was really not close (They got him to like 15 hp but there’s still tons of bullshit to do after that) or the final fight I did as Unfaceable, we fought a beholder and I was paralyzed for like 6 rounds.

9. Your favorite thing about D&D.

Honestly, I enjoy seeing people get excited about playing the game.  Like when Juan (Tbh he’s just my all time favorite player sorry everyone else) got a crit while we were playing in the cafeteria and just fucking yelled about it.

10. Your favorite enemy and the enemy you hate the most.

OH fccuk this is a hard choice.  I really think Nightwalkers are like the coolest right now since I love Negative plane shit.  I think dragons are kinda overrated as enemies tho, i don’t hate them really tho since dragons are dope as fuck.

11. How often do you play and how often would you ideally like to play?

I Dm about twice a week and play once a week, Ideally I’d play or dm every day and have no other obligations but life is simply unfair

12. Your in game inside jokes/memes/catchphrases and where they came from.

Temaridy

13. Introduce your current party.

We’ve got Krosnis, my Celestial Warlock, Temaridy, a Tiefling Fiend Warlock, Sigil, a Warforged Eldritch Knight, Ketla, a uh, the elvish giants, FIRBOLG, Moon Druid, and shit fuck uh, the Abjuration Wizard, who’s name is, uhh, Enzio?  Idk his name but the player canonically decided he looks like Fenris so that’s all that matters.  

14. Introduce any other parties you have played in or DM-ed.

Hmmm this is a tough choice there’s tons of them....  I’ll do the first party I solo DM-ed for I guess since they were p cool:  Hellspawn, a Tiefling Monk with the homebrew way of the 8 gates of hell subclass (He was so goddamn edgy, and played by @t-rexquefuturus even tho he doesn’t really use tumblr), Thargus Irvin, a Totem Barbarian (Played by @themonotonyofdays fun fact i guess?), Borges, an Alchemist who was just trying his best, Mikono, who was also trying his best but was much sadder about it (Played by @tsurikun so double fun fact in one post actually boom), uhhhhhh, Delgor?  Delgar?  Del-something, a Battlemaster Warlock multiclass, i’m not sure what delgar was triyng to do (other the complain about hellspawn yeah i went there they don’t have a tumblr so none of you better snitch on me i stg) and last (literally he joined in towards the end of the campaign) Magnus, a uh, Mystic, he was there

15. Do you have snacks during game times?

Yeah usually, me like snackys

16. Do you play online or in person? Which do you prefer?

I do both!  I prefer in person since it’s harder for people to talk online since it all gets muddled

17. What are some house rules that your group has?

Er, on the sly anything goes tbh if it seems cool enough

18. Does your party keep any pets?

In the current one we have so many familiars it’s crazy.

19. Do you or your party have any dice superstitions?

Amy (The one who loves pit man) rolls all her dice at the start and takes the one that did the best

20. How did you get into D&D? How long have you been playing?

In highschool i played 2 times for like, 10 hours each time?  that was so fucking long holy shit, and the freshman year of college i started co-dming a group and then it took off from there

21. Have you ever regretted something your character has done?

Tbh, not really?  Like, 80% of them are dumb as fuck so jot that down, but I don’t usually do stuff in game that I regret, except that one time i died but it was to be a hero so worth it

22. What color was your first dragon?

I think it was a baby black dragon?

23. Do you use premade modules or original campaigns?

I use both depending on how busy I am

24. How much planning/preparation do you do for a game?

Depends?  I usually do a lot of long term planning early on and then not too much per session

For DMs

25. What have your players done that you never could have planned for?

The one group got really attached to some meaty boiz, and then the one player killed all of them and like most of the party, great way to end the campaign

26. What was your favorite scene to write and show your characters.

Oooo, hmmmmmmmmm, I really had a good plan for the end to this arc (the one with the nightwalker) but it kinda didn’t really happen how i planned which was a bit of a bummer, but it worked out in sort of a better way

27. Do you allow homebrew content? Yeah as long as it doesn’t seem like super busted

28. How often do you use NPCs in a party?  I usually give npcs if they need like a healer or something, like Kargol

29. Do you prefer RP heavy sessions or combat sessions?

I don’t really have a preference for either?  My groups get a lil bloodthirsty if they go too long with a fight usually (Except you @themoragontrail just pacifist running a whole session and a half)

30. Are your players diplomatic or murder hobos?

Oh definitely murder hobos

For Players

31. What is your favorite class? Favorite race?

Oh this is hard, I’m a big fan of Warlock customization and flexibility, I don’t really have favorite race (It’s tieflings I read homestuck feel free to at me)

32. What role do you like to play the most? (Tank/healer/etc?)

I’m usually a tank/front line, It’s where I like to be, does it always end well?  Not even close, does my warlock have more hp than our fighter?  Hell fucking yes

33. How do you write your backstory, or do you even write a backstory?

So, it depends?  I usually do it last once I’ve made the rest of the character and use it as a reason why their the way they are now.  And I give like 65% of them heterochromia cause i thinks it’s sick as fuck

34. Do you tend pick weapons/spells for being useful or for flavor?

as someone who loves lances, need i say more?

35. How much roleplay do you like to do?

It depends on what game i’m in, i usually don’t do too much rping in combat heavy stuff, but i like to, and also i love rping sub 8 int, or 14>= int but that’s just me irl and let me tell you, I’m a dumbass who will eat the exploding rock

[stan-and-the-newbie]

A kpop newbie’s reaction to BLACKPINK

Alexa: bold Alex: italic

today you are reacting to... BlackPink!

o damn, are you sure this band isn’t your favourite?

pFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-  ok, good one, anyway this is them :3

((she tried sending me a picture but it didn’t work))

awh come oN

~ technical difficulties, please stand by ~

dfgfd shhhHhhHhH i know wot im doin smdh. this is alreaDY GOING BADLY

...should i just google them?

its okay, i got it. this is them

o damn. they're very pretty, but that was to be expected

yep.. so what concept do you think they have? lol as if it isnt obvious

idk man three of them are giving me death glares. uhh black? and pink?

tbh,,,,,they have the girl crush concept, like, theyre all badass and stuff

oh, well that’s..  interesting

i cant believe im letting you edit this post..  anyway, opinion on them? they dont look that similar, thank god

well the red-haired one i like the most so far since she doesn't look like she wants to choke me (and not in the kinky way)

fgjgfghj yes i see

the one wearing the 2b outfit is probably your goth waifu

omf

and the pink(TM) one looks like she's the sugar mommy of the group

m o o d

i'm guessing she's the leader? it could just be the thanos throne

they dont really have a leader..  this is also them

ah, lovely, a picture where they don't look like they want to murder me

yes, finally

a bunch of talented asian cuties, wot is new

to be honesT. i'll start with the first one from the second picture

alrighty

her stage name is rose

the first two from left to right are the prettiest imo

o rlly

i'm gonna get lynched alive for saying that, aren’t i

so, opinion?

she's uhhh 23? and a singer, and she's the goofy one

well youre right about her being a singer..  shes 21, and yes, she is pretty goofy. she is fluent in english because she is australian

n i c e

this is her kickin everyone's ass 

((Then she showed me this video))

i-

skinny legend

and they said infinity war was the most ambitious crossover... asian idols wearing brazilian carnival outfits as some dude sings that song from shrek 2? sign me tf up

LMAOO gee her voice still gives me chills rose step on me

alexa that's lewd, let us move on swiftly

sorry i just like her shes also a good dancer

i'm guessing she's gonna be my favourite

o

english speaking idols get bonus points, and she seems to excel at everything else, so...

yes, she is amazing. oh, she also cried over her fish's death

;-; oof

:( bless her anyway, you have any questions?

nop, she's gucci, let us proceed

right, the next one is jisoo

she's a qt ;; she looks like a dork i want to shake her hand and give her a hug

this is her smiling

i-

see thats the heart smile

is she the radiance? because my retinas are burned

SDFGFDSADFG MOOD

literally no one is gonna get that joke

wat if they do?

then they are people of culture

opinion?

uhh, she is the soft one, and.. she's short because why not, and she's 22 and she sings ;; 

o- i mean, she isnt really tall, but she isnt that short. yes, she is a singer, the oldest, 23 y/o and she is a goofball, a derp. very entertaining tbh

she looks adorable and has a cute name and is a goofy dork god bless

all of them are good at english but her. but she Tries- and is confused.  

o o f

tis a baby

she deserves all the hugs

she isnt the best dancer, but shes a Great singer, and very stable on stage

their hair alexa their hair is so fucking aesthetic

i KnoW

i am in pain, pack your dictionary we're moving to korea

fuck yeaH the next one is lisa

abs of JUSTICE

hot diggidy she's the sass queen, and she's uh..  23, and a rapper

oh, this is also her

she is also 21, and yes, a rapper!! a very swaggy one

jackpot

but shes a whole cutie, and the youngest

awh ;;

and she gets embarrassed easily

i see, so she's the tsundere of the group

she is from thailand, and i think shes fluent in four languages, including english

nice, man

she is also an Amazing dancer

n i c e ,  m a n

shes kinda my wife but theyre all my bias so i cannot decide it is Too Hard

i only have one bias  u-u

ofc u do

remember to only have one waifu alexa, too many waifu will ruin your laifu

a baby

they’re all cuties this is fucking illegal

it  i s do you have any question about baby lalisa over there :(

so far this is a very solid kpop band

o

lots of english speakers, cute dorks and pure babies everywhere

;-; yes

it has my seal of approval

n i c e the last member is jennie

o damn. jennie? j-just jennie?

just jennie. she doesn’t need anything else

is that an ACDC shirt

apparently

why do they all look so good and fashionable, and both glamorous and cute and pure at the same time, alexa the space-time continuum shouldn't allow this

pffft opinion?

hmm.. she's both a rapper and a singer, and uhh..  she's the second sassiest, but also a goof, and she's 23. I'LL STICK WITH MY 23 also damn nice thighs

she does have amazing thighs tbh.. WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SHES ALSO A RAPPER AND A SINGER

well usually in smaller kpop bands one of them does the support for both singing and rap..r-right?

,,,,,,,,,now that you say it

it finally happened folks, i taught alexa something about kpop

badass

THEY'RE ALL SO PURE, FUCC

THEY ARE, they have the badass girl crush concept, BUT THEYRE ALL FUCKIN CUTIES IRL also, take this

my poor heart

jennie is so smol ;; jennie is the smolest

i'm sorry, i was distracted by the thicc

mood tbh she is also fluent in english lmao

pack your shiT ALEXA WE'RE GOING TO KOREA

y ES theyre all really cute and entertaining, they dont go over the top, but theyre still pretty funny - as funny as a girl group can be anyway

pfft i find all of them entertaining tbh. show me some songs fam 

o, alrighty. this is a dance practice, it was the first thing that was released and everyone went nuts

((Then she showed me the dance practice video))

lisa is the one with shorts, jennie has the cap, rose is the one with braids and the last one is jenniejisoo

oof, a bit too edgy for my taste, sorry. but the routine is great!

well, they were kinda made to be badass

yeah, i figured

also, a little side note

o?

their company is one of the biggest companies out there, but theyre known for their shitty management, as in, they dont really give idols many comebacks or promotions, so they dont have many songs;; even tho they debuted two years ago

well, that kinda sucks

yep..

i imagine this business is pretty finicky behind the scenes. i guess it can’t be all sugar and glitter all the time

true..  anyway, this is is one of the two songs in their debut ep lol 

((Then she showed me “Whistle”))

also, may i add, their mvs are hella aesthetic

they seem to be..  not a fan of the super edgy american-ish songs though

yeh, their second ep was better. this is from the second ep

((Then she showed me “Playing With Fire”))

pyromaniac title, piano in the first second. this one's gon' be gud

yeah, this one was definitely better - well, not objectively, just imo 

yeah then theres this beautiful beautiful song 

((Then she showed me “Stay”))

that title gives me the hibby jibbies

y e p p

nvm i saw a mcdonalds in the background and now i'm chuckling

sdfdsdfg honestly the mv is So Pretty

ALEXA I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR SAD TIMES

shhh its a nice lil song just dont read the lyrics lmao

...i'm reading the lyrics now I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A BADASS GROUP WHAT IS THIS

the chorus is so nice tho, with the claps

it is..  well, that was mildly depressing

at the end they hold hands and laugh and jump around in a circle in the mv and its just..  i rlly like the mv and the filter is very pretty

a e s t h e t i c

anyway, back to badass

((Then she showed me “Ddu-du Ddu-du”...?))

this is their most recent release, this time with a mini album

and i see thanos’s throne is back

y eS

these sets look expensive as fucc.. is that a fennec fox?

maybe..

and the evil parrot from rio? what is this, a crossover episode?

THE MOST AMBITIOUS CROSSOVER

first we had the shrek 2 song, now this they gon' hit me with dat turu turu du alexa halp meh  

i k r wat u gon do

is that.. a sparkly tank?

y ES jennie is an icon

i feel like i've ascended

tbh all these things were so unnecessary yet they did it anyway

well i certainly don’t regret it

that breakdown at the end is kinda cheap, but i think the diamond tank made up for it

definitely

sdfvbvGJHGthere are two mvs left

oh, just.. just two?

y es

i feel bad for them ;; did u say it's been two years

yeah..

this is so r00d

yes, always feel bad for yg artists

what’s yg?

its a company - their company

ah, i see

their shitty company

oof

here's their debut song (which i dont really like but Oh Well.)

((Then she showed me “Boombaya”..? who the hell comes up with these names?))

well, in all fairness if they're one of the biggest they probably have a lot of bands to manage

not really..  they had very successful bands though, so that kinda paved the way for the ones nowadays

ALEXA THESE FUCKING LYRICS ARE KILLING ME

ASDFGBFVDS MOOD CLICK CLACK BADDABING BADDABOOM QUEEN

"i'm so hot i need a fan i don't want a boy i need a man" BISH YOU'RE A 5 FOOT 20-SOMETHING ASIAN IDOL CHILL

hjkjhghj shhHHH

this is a whole drugtrip

it iS

are those..  black leather biker pants...  mixed with blue jeans? this is some next level shit alexa i can't handle this

y ES fashion icon

why do coke when you can watch this for free and legally?

ikr theres one last mv, and its better, trust me

..alright...

theyre cute in this one

((Then she showed me “As If It’s Your Last”))

jisoo is the one with the heart magnet and i love her

awh ;; man these titles are edgier than 13 year old me

oh come on, its a love song

that dancing, it's s-so lewd  <-<;;

it iS oh, i forgot lisa's rap is in english

n o i c e i didn't know jennie had her own ice cream business

girl is going places okay but 1:36

what about it?

th-the cotton candy part

pfff

sorry i remember the first time and saw it and was like fukc thas cute

well, it was. it was pure ;;

alright, final thoughts?

well, they're a bunch of cute and talented dorks, but that ain't nothing new. either way, 10/10 for the lewd dancing and the fact that they speak english. give dem more comebacks, fam

they have lewder choreos, but thats for another day. justice4blackpinkcomeback edition

yeS, let’s make a petition

Heya peeps, it’s a boii mod Alex here. This was the first time I put together a Reaction Wednesday post, so uh.. yeah...  I think it turned out pretty good! But seriously, a lot of work goes into these, even though it may not seem like it. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it! See you next week!

[serendibidibidis]

Rules: answer the 30 (it’s actually only 28*) questions and tag some more people

Tagged by the beautiful @forvictorymyeverything ♡

1. Nicknames: T, T-MONEY, T-Money Milk$hake, Bunny, shade queen, Bubbles. and then 90% of my friends all have their own nicknames for me as well but my first 3 are my most common.

2. Gender: female xx

3. Star sign: Sagittarius

4. Height: 5'7"??? (I don’t know honestly)

5. Time: 11:49am

6. Birthday: 2811

7. Favorite bands: (only kpop) so I think it be too long if I answered this. However I’ll summarize my taste for you. (It’s not only K-pop whoops)

8. Favorite solo artists: (only kpop) so I love artists who are still underrated. I love watching them grow. It’s so fucking great. I like people who don’t change when a light is casted on them. I like real authentic people. Even if they’re an asshole they’re showing their true self. I don’t care for a style of music. I like them all. I’m someone who loves unknown artists, but I clearly love the known ones as well. They have recognition for a reason. I like people who are original and challenge the thought of comfort. People who know my tv debut is important but I need to use that as much as I can. (Skip to 2:50 if you don’t want to watch the whole thing) or people who push censorship to the limit. Swearing isn’t the only way to be censored. Rules or qualifications are changed on just about every award show if anyone from yg is in said show. It’s very easy to do nothing about it. But I like those who have a habit of forgetting how to hold their tongue.

9. Song stuck in my head: 21 by DΞΔN (Its not really a song but I also have the part where svt. Says their name in their songs you know “sevente-ee-een” that part?? It’s odd)

10. Last movie I watched: when’s the last time I’ve even seen a movie let alone what it was. Uhh I think deadpool?!

11. Last tv show: I sit at home and watch crime documentaries does that count? (I did binge watch some Ask us anything yesterday though..)

12. When did I create my blog: 3 years ago now?

13. What do I post: what don’t I post?! Shade, sunshine, fics, facts, & low quality memes too.

14. Last thing I googled: I feel like no one will believe that any of my Google searches are real but I can assure that yes I really do live this way. “if i have batteries in my pocket and they get wet will i get electrocuted”

15. Do I have other blogs: yes I do

16. Do I get asks: not normally no.

17. Why I choose my url: I couldn’t think of anything else. I have a name I really want to change it too but idk if I should cause it doesn’t completely apply. I also kinda wanna change my name because I stumbled upon a blog that’s name is similarish to mine and I don’t agree with their opinions.. (not that they’re bad ones or mine are right and there’s are wrong. But it’s too close of a name and I could see people thinking we’re the same blog/owned by the same person and it just getting really messy)

18. Following: 420….

19. Followers: plenty 💕 honestly I hate sharing the number of followers I have.. not because I’m ashamed or lying by saying ‘oh this blog is superrrrr popular’ (granted I don’t say that lmao) but the minute you start talking numbers that’s when it goes to others heads. I run like 8 blogs including this one… I probably spend the most time on this one. And this is one of my smallest blogs. I’m so fucking okay with that though. Because I have great people who I’ve met who don’t care about numbers. Regardless of followers I enjoy the people I talk to and the content i post. Plus the followers I do have are pretty fucking amazing.

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21. Average hours of sleep: like 9-12 BUT BEFORE YOU EVEN GO TO THE WHOLE 'HOLY SHIT HOW’ PART OF HOW MANY HOURS I SLEEP I DEADASS ONLY HAVE A GOOD SLEEP SCHEDULE OUT OF SPITE AND THAT SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT ME. (lol I’m suffering this time last year I was living off 30 minutes of sleep and tbh I’d pick that over 12 hours any day)

22. Lucky number: 23 (I don’t have a lucky number 23 is just my favorite number)

23. Insterments: LMAO I used to kazoo (Is that even the proper grammar for it?)

24. What am I wearing: khakis (unoriginal joke I know) I’m in pajama pants and a sweatshirt. Lol..

25.-

26. Dream job: I don’t even know what I want to eat for dinner let alone what I want to do for the rest of my life.

27. Dream trip: I don’t really have an ideal trip.

28. Favorite food: it changes because i get sick of eating the same thing all the time. But right now it’s actually really weird. It’s just plain ol’ salad..

29. Nationality: uhh? I look like I’m white does that count?

30. Favorite song right now: resist - djfriz & Mrshll

Haha I hit post to early so now I'm editing to tag some folks but I'm not sure who to tag... so I'm gonna type a random letter & the first person that shows up is who I'm tagging. I'm sorry.

@ssamdominic , @eureka-its-zico , @8bityeol *I accidentally hit 8 instead of I but totally okay with it* , @thecoolmrsokamura15 ♡♡

Okay I'm done tagging people

[punchyladrew]

#cluecrewquestionnare

#cluecrewquestionnare                  

Thanks @detectively for making this, and to @the-hot-kettle-cafefor tagging me!

rules: copy and paste, answer the questions, tag 10 mutuals to do the same!

1. What is your favorite Nancy Drew game and why?

CUR is soooooo amazing.  I am obsessed with this game, mainly because the plot is great, the puzzles are hard but not too hard, and the overall game is so creepy.  Plus the characters are pretty memorable, the soundtrack is beautiful, and the graphics of the manor are great.  I could go on and on!

2. Have you played all 32 games in the series? If not, which ones haven’t you played? If yes, which one did you play first?

I have played all of them, and my first was MHM.

3. What is your favorite line from any character in the series?

"One open mind sees more than two open eyes.”

4. If you could change the ending to any game, which one would it be (no spoilers, though)?

Hmm, maybe SSH because it was so cheesy.

5. Which game is your least favorite, and why?

MED was pretty bad.  I hated how they revealed Sonny because I preferred having him be a mystery, and I didn’t understand the plot at all.

6. Which character is your favorite? Why?

I’ve always really liked Jane in CUR because she’s so complex and the games she has are fun.

7. Which character is your least favorite? Why?

I don’t really have one.  I guess maybe someone like Renate in CAP because it takes forever to get through a conversation with her (I’m not a big fan of talking to characters).

8. How do you feel about the whole Nancy/Ned vs. Nancy/Frank situation? Do you ship her with someone else? Who, and why?

I don’t really ship Nancy with anyone but I guess I’ll pick Nancy/Ned because I don’t see any chemistry between Nancy and Frank, or Nancy and Joe for that matter.

9. Do you have any fun headcanons about any of the games or characters?

Uhh not really.  I’m not really into headcanons.  Haha kind of a bad answer, sorry!

10. If you could visit any of the locations of the games, which ones would they be and why?

The manor in CUR because that place is amazing, but also Venice because the game makes it look so beautiful.

11. Did you read any of the original Nancy Drew books? If yes, do you like them? If no, would you consider reading one?

Yesssss I’ve read all original 56 and own all of them.  I also collect them and have many editions, dust jackets, and picture covers for each book.

12. What is one thing any good detective can’t live without?

A notebook!

13. Which game had the best soundtrack?

CUR, but SSH is super close too.

14. What is one thing you wish HER would’ve included in any of the games (a conversation, interaction, location, feature, etc.)?

I wish the manor in CUR was more developed (here I go again with CUR!), like where was the bathroom and why was there a second floor to the library that you couldn’t access?

15. Do you have any ideas for a future game? What is it?

I think ND needs to go back to her roots and have a good old fashioned mystery that doesn’t involve finding a treasure but instead is more  like true crime.  The first games like SCK and STFD were more detective-y to me because they revolved around murder and blackmail and not finding a lost treasure.  So I guess maybe a game where someone disappeared/is murdered/is robbed would be awesome.

16. How long does it take you to finish a game from start to finish?

Depends on the game, but maybe around 2-4 hours?

17. Did any of the games scare you? If yes, which ones? If no, why?

When I first played CUR I was like 9 and the nightmare scared the shit out of me.  I had to hide under the table while it was happening haha.

18. Why did you join the Nancy Drew fandom here on tumblr?

I don’t really remember how I discovered it, but I had never before had other people to talk to about the games.  I was so excited when I found out about this, because I didn’t think I would be able to discuss ND with anyone!  Now I am surrounded by people from all over who love the games, and I couldn’t be happier!

19. What is your favorite Nancy Drew joke (from in-game or even floating around the internet)?

This probably sounds really lame now but I thought the BIM memes were gold.

20. Who is someone in the clue crew you’ve always wanted to get to know?

Maybe @silentspy and @thebrothershardy because they make such amazing graphics.  Plus @professornancydrew.

21. What are three unpopular opinions you hold about the games?

I don’t like GTH, the new interface sucks, and CRE is actually a good game.

22. Do you have any fun theories about any of the games?

Maybe that Dwayne Powers will return?  Idk is that a theory?

23. Who was your favorite animal character featured in the games?

THE ORCA!!!  I looooove whales, especially orcas, so DDI is the best for including that cute little guy in it.

24. Do other people in your life know about your love for Nancy Drew?

My parents and my boyfriend and that’s it.

25. How long have you been playing these games?

Gosh, I think I started in 2007, so I would’ve been 9!

I’ll tag these peeps: @professornancydrew @silentspy @scrumptiouslyshadowycrusade @hotchkiss-and-tell @letmeclaireify @harpersthornton @defectivenancydrew @daretoplay @drewnancydrew @professor-beatrice-hotchkiss but feel free to do it even if you weren’t tagged!

[lateuponarrival]

hey nice @wakmeupinside tagged me in a question thingy what a cool dude

let’s get started then

the last: 1. drink: coffee w/ french vanilla creamer 2. phone call: uhh? good question. last call in my phone is to some random number 3. text message: in a d&d group chat, about organizing a time to play 4. song you listened to: hmm. the last song i heard intentionally was a vaporwave meme my friend made 5. time you cried: fuck i dunno man?? i think it was like when i first watched “here comes a thought”

have you: 6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: haven’t kissed anyone in the first place 8. been cheated on: not that i know of 9. lost someone special: whoops yes i have 10. been depressed: not like clinically? but i was in a pretty bad state during middle school 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i think you have to get drunk for that

list three favorite colors: 12. sky blue 13. lavender 14. soft pink

in the last year have you: 15. made new friends: oh yeah a fuckton like at least 30, this year has been a new record for me 16. fallen out of love: ah well i mean i guess so, depends on what you consider love 17. laughed until you cried: i’ve laughed pretty hard, but not that hard 18. found out somebody was talking about you: mmm yeah couple times 19. met someone who changed you: yea like pretty much everyone i know changes me soo 20. found out who your friends are: mhm 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: i’ve neither kissed anyone nor do i have facebook so that’s a solid no

general: 22. how many of your Facebook friend do you know in real life: oh yeah all of them. i don’t have facebook 23. do you have any pets: four cats and a d&d group 24. do you want to change your name: i haven’t put much thought into it but it would be interesting 25. what did you do for your last birthday: uhh i don’t remember probably nothing 26. what time did you wake up: 11:30 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: DMing a whole bunch of late night shenanigans 28. name something you can’t wait for: the second dlc pack for breath of the wild. gonna be fuckin wild 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: when i walked into the living room a couple minutes ago 30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: probably how ridiculously awkward i am 31. what are you listening to right now: my parents are watching blair witch in the living room, so that i guess 32. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: now that you mention it... i don’t think i have 33. something that is getting on your nerves: the fact that i’ve never talked to a person named tom 34. most visited website: definitely Tumblr

random info: 35. moles: three in a triangle shape on my left wrist, one on the center of my right hand 36. marks: nothing significant that i know of 37. childhood dream: uh... if you mean literal dream i remember one about riding down the street in an unfamiliar suv, then at a red light a skeleton breaks in and shoots me 38. hair color: dirty blonde 39. long or short hair: uh yes 40. do you have a crush on someone: i have a crush on everyone 41. what do you like about yourself: mm 42. piercings: nope 43. blood type: this one is weird, but i don’t know 44. nickname: late. turret. uh in real life mainly just people mispronouncing my name. one dude calls me big dick darby as a joke, darby being my last name 45. relationship status: tired 46. zodiac: good concept 47. pronouns: he/him but like use whatever you want i guess 48. favorite TV show: steven universe or rick and morty, basic tumblr trash 49. tattoos: no 50. left or right handed: right 51. surgery: i got stitches on my toe when i was like 3 52. hair dyed a different color: would be fun but no 53. sport: does marching band count 54 wasn’t there, i’ll just make one up here. an interesting hobby: origami 55. vacation: good idea 56. pair of trainers: good for training i guess

more general: 57. eating: probably a good idea 58. drinking: i’d suggest it 59. im about to: answer some questions 60 also isn’t there. favorite blunt weapon: an entire fridge 61. waiting for: my goddamn party to get their shit together and maybe all show up at the same time 62. want: see above 63. get married: thanks for the suggestion but not yet 64. career: computer science/software engineering

which is better: 65. hugs or kisses: uh idk never tried one of the two 66. lips or eyes: eyes. i absolutely love staring at people’s eyes for some reason 67. shorter or taller: man be as short or as tall as you want. makes no difference to me 68. older or younger: uh dude idc i mean i guess being younger is probably better if you had to choose between the two because you have more time but like with other people idc there’s no 69? maybe for the better 70. nice arms or nice stomach: god knows i like a nice tum but if u got good arms i’m completely supportive of your endeavors 71. sensitive or loud: sensitive. i mean i can’t deal with loud people, if you’re loud i’m sure you’re still cool tho 72. hook-up or relationship: relationship?? is this even a question?? 73. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant i ain’t a liftblr blog

have you ever: 74. kissed a stranger: uh i already said like twice i’ve never kissed anyone 75. drank hard liquor: mm no that would be illegal 76. lost glasses/contact lenses: i’m one of those lucky fellows with 20/20 vision, so no 77. turned somebody down: i assume this means for a date? in which case no 78. sex on the first date: no that would be rash and irresponsible imo 79. broken someone’s heart: uhhh not that i’m aware of? but the probability is high 80. had your heart broken: yeah but i mean i’m fine it’s fine 81. been arrested: again, i’m not a liftblr blog 82. cried when someone died: uhh yeah what kind of person doesn’t 83. fallen for a friend: yes probably every single one at some point

do you believe in: 84. yourself: i’m pretty sure i don’t actually exist, on account of living in texas 85. miracles: the whole concept is weird to me 86. love at first sight: hahaa.. 87. santa claus: yes the mystical jolly red man that spends billions of dollars a year to sneak into people’s houses and deliver them mundane items out of the goodness of his heart 88. kiss on the first date: i mean... i believe in it. i definitely believe that it has happened before 89. angels: aside from @squip-is-chilling nah

other: 90. current best friend’s name: there are like over ten so it would be difficult 91. eye color: turqoise 92. favorite movie: oo that one is very difficult. i’ll do a cop-out and say moana

thanks for that time killer, i’ll get back to doing other garbage now

oh yeah i gotta tag people. hmm, how about @squip-is-chilling, @fluffyist, @mentosmorii, @idonutlose (don’t worry about it if you don’t want to)

[deoxynova-blog]

Get to know me (tag) Thanks for tagging me! @doodledee-doodleda

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20(ish) people.

LAST:

Drink: Orange Juice

Phone call: My dad

Text message: My brother

Song you listened to: Talking to Myself by George Watsky

Time you cried: Idk

HAVE YOU:

Dated someone twice: Nah

Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope

Been cheated on: Ofc not

Lost someone special: 2 of my dogs past away in the past couple of years. Also a few family members...

Been depressed: Somewhat. Not recently tho

Gotten drunk and thrown up: Can’t legally drink yet

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: Red, blue, purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yes, and they’re all amazing! ;v;

16. Fallen out of love: Wat

17. Laughed until you cried: Totally

18. Found out someone was talking about you: In a good way? Sure. Bad way? Nah 20. Found out who your friends are: ...Sure? 21.  Kissed someone on your Facebook list: stahp asking me questions about kissing

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I have 233 Friends on FB, I’d say I know at least 200 of them in person. 23. Do you have any pets: 1 dog, 2 cats 24. Do you want to change your name: Sometimes. It’s so plain and boring .-. 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: That was only a couple of days ago. I first went to the DMV to take my Permit Test (which I failed) and then went out to eat with my family. 26. What time do you wake up: 6:00 to 6:30 am during school, 7:00 to 8:00 am during vacation 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Studying for my 2nd attempt on my Permit Test (which I passed, thank goodness) 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Performing my school’s new show for marching band 29. When was the last time you saw your mom? about 3 hours ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: My ability to play sports well 31. What are you listening to right now: Little Slice by George Watsky 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don’t actually know any in person. 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Uhh... nothing. 35. Mole/s: Do I have any? Nah.

36. Mark/s: I have a slight birthmark next to my left eye. It’s subtle tho 37. Childhood dream: Work for a professional sports franchise in some way. Maybe as a marketing executive or some kind of manager. 38. Hair color: Black 39. Long or short hair: I have thick hair, not long or short.

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Not exactly 41. What do you like about yourself: My ability to ace almost anything I put my mind to as long as I really try. 42. Piercings: Nope 43. Blood type: Type AB I think? 44. Nicknames? Double-A Battery (not even joking) 45. Relationship status: Single. Been like that forever

46. Zodiac: Cancer 47. Pronouns: He/him 48. Favorite TV Show: Star vs the Forces of Evil ofc 50. Right or left hand: Right 52. Hair dyed in different color: Nah 53. Sport: Marching Band, Basketball, Football 55. Vacation: The entire state of Florida over the course of my last two summer vacations. 56. Pair of trainers: What does this mean lol

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: Cookie cake 58. Drinking: Milk 59. I’m about to: Answer about 30 more questions

Lmao shit I dunno where the other questions went

62. Want: A human being, I suppose 63. Get married: Sure man 64. Career: Something Marketing or Sports related

65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs! They make you feel so warm inside ;;u; 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes can be beautiful as shit 67. Shorter or taller: I’m already taller than most, sooo 68. Older or younger: Am I older or younger?? 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: I have nice arms? lel 71. Sensitive or loud: I’m neither, really 72. Hook up or relationship: Dedicated relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: No 75. Drank hard liquor: Nah, I don’t wanna die 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Nope, don’t wear them 77. Turned someone down: I’VE been turned down, if that counts :’’) 78. Sex on the first date: whoa slow down buddy 79. Broken someone’s heart: Actually, I kinda did turn someone down. But it was an online friend, so I barely count it 80. Had your heart broken: yes *weeps* 81. Been arrested: I’m a goody two shoes 82. Cried when someone died: I always do 83. Fallen for a friend: ...yyyYeah?...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84: Yourself: You’re damn right I do. 85. Miracles: Occasionally 86. Love at first sight: Nah. That’s infatuation 87. Santa Claus: Not aanymore 88. Kiss on the first date: bruh stop

RIP number 89

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: Too many people to name 91. Eye color: Very dark brown 92. Favorite movie: I’ll just go with the most recent one that happened to be awesome as heck, which was Baby Driver

Tag, you’re it!: @happyvaginalslug @holydramon @space-mist @phaazehunter @loreemarieeblr @jurassuck @queen-buki @kojikuzcoziggy and anyone else who feels like it.

[nessiemccormick]

All nosy asks please

This one is reaaally long so Im putting it under a read more (that hopefully works on mobile ;;;)

THANK YOUU!!! Oh my god hERE I GO

0:Height1.57m aaand in ft I think it’s 5,41: Age25 :c2: Shoe sizeReally?? I’m a, uhh… 36, and 37 depending of the shoe. I have little feet, don’t make fun of me ;;3: Do you smoke?Nope! My lungs are very weak even for the smoke!4: Do you drink?A little bit! I’m a lightweight tho 5: Do you take drugs?Already answered!6: Age you get mistaken forThis is veeery embarrassing, but I’m always told I’m 16  And when I tell them that no, I’m 25, their faces change!!! It’s hilarious!7: Have tattoos?Answered!8: Want any tattoos?Answered!9: Got any piercings?No ;;;10: Want any piercings?I’ve always wanted one on my belly haha bUuuuut as I said before, I have a crippling fear of needles (and my tummy is not suited for piercings)11: Best friend?I can’t decide ;;;12: Relationship statusSingle, for a long, long time and more time to come13: Biggest turn onsI don’t really feel these ;;; bUT I’m gonna treat it as something I like. Blue eyes, lean figure, blond hair… Klavier Gavin.14: Biggest turn offsDIRTY STUFF. 15: Favorite movieNghhh Kill Bill 1,2,3. YES I LIKE KATANAS AND BADASS GIRLS.16: I’ll love you if…Already answered :(17: Someone you missAh :(18: Most traumatic experienceSomething really really embarrassing happened during my tender years of primary school and it ended up in laughter while I was suffering. That, or when I learned my father actually hit me, and that I had repressed all those memories (I still get them from time to time, it feels awful)19: A fact about your personalityI can say another one! I am very cheerful but when overwhelmed, I go to hide somewhere, asks for some time alone, scream on a pillow, and I’m back to being cheerful!20: What I hate most about myselfEVERYTHING.21: What I love most about myselfI can never say ;;; sorry22: What I want to be when I get olderI’m already older ;;; But I guess I wanna be living my dream; a small house with a lovely garden, lots of canvas to paint and lots of time to draw. And a nice partner! And cats! And chickens!23: My relationship with my sibling(s)It’s really good!24: My relationship with my parent(s)It’s… complicated. Mom is good, dad is… it’s good but sometimes it’s not.25: My idea of a perfect dateAlready answered!! I won’t embarrass myself again!!26: My biggest pet peevesAhh i guess the chewing with an open mouth!!!! And making noise when eating!!!! And leaving the bathroom door open!27: A description of the girl/boy I like… I’d rather not.28: A description of the person I dislike the mostI am his spitting image. But I can’t say I hate him; I don’t really hate anyone, even if they’ve damaged me.29: A reason I’ve lied to a friendAlready answered!30: What I hate the most about work/schoolAlready answered 31: What my last text message says“Oye what what???? What?????”32: What words upset me the mostHate, ok, clavicordio, clavecín33: What words make me feel the best about myselfAlready answered!34: What I find attractive in womenHHHHhhh I… i like that they’re like, so much more delicate than me, like… smooth?? Soft??? I love that! Very cute!!! Very beautiful!! And if a woman is funny, likes listening to me and laughs at my awful jokes, they’re perfect!! I hit the jackpot!! Which will never happen!! Because I don’t think someone like that could have eyes for me!! lol35: What I find attractive in menMen without beards!! I don’t like beards, they’re kind of… yuck to me, I’m sorry! I also like delicate looking men! Kinda like high cheekbones and defined jawline and all that Jazz. I love almond shaped eyes too!! It makes for a very pretty stare, I love it!!And blue eyes make me go weak in the knees  for both!! 36: Where I would like to liveI want to live in a beautiful place, something that’s way more advanced than the town I live in, a place that’s open to changes and new people  and while you guys probably have snow and hate it, I WANT SNOW SO BAD AND A PLACE WITH SNOW SOUNDS PERFECT TO ME!37: One of my insecuritiesMyself. I don’t trust myself, nor my decisions, not my actions. Nothing.38: My childhood career choiceAlready answered  Oh yes, and I also wanted to become a paleontologist.39: My favorite ice cream flavorCHOCOLATE!!!40: Who I wish I could beI’m choosing not to answer this one either.41: Where I want to be right nowIn a faraway country, really far from here, living my dream.42: The last thing I ateCookies!43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediatelyIM THINKING KLAVIER BUT THAT’S NOT VALID AND IM ALSO NOT CHOOSING TO ANSWER 44: A random fact about anythingIf you do a small thing for me, no matter what it is, I’ll love you and cherish you forever!OH GOD THESE ARE A LOT!! thank you!!!!! I never expected someone to ask me to answer them all, and I love the distraction :,) It got a little bit too personal at some point, and I’m sorry for that ;;; 

But if you’re still here reading, I wanted to tell you that you’re amazing, and you’re gonna have a beautiful day!!! Because you deserve it!!!

[det-vackraste]

Okey, so you're really supposed to be tagged by someone to do this, but since I don't have time to wait for that, imma go ahead and tag myself

1. selfie I’m on mobile, so… sorry, but check my “me” tag 2. what would you name your future kids? jeez, I don’t know.. If I have a boy I think I want one of his names to be Finn, cause that was my grandpa’s name plus it’s a cute name. If a girl, maybe give her my middle name Märta, just to pass that on down, but other than that I don’t know.. 3. do you miss anyone? Hmm.. maybe one of my friends who’s been away backpacking since January, and isn’t getting back home until June 4. what are you looking forward to? My mum, sister and I are planning a spa trip, so I’m looking forward to that 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? My boyfriend, my dog or my best friend since 11 years 6. is it hard for you to get over someone? I haven’t really had to get over someone before, so I don’t know, but I can imagine I either don’t give a fuck or have a really hard time, no in between. 7. what was your life like last year? Real good. Last semester of school, so everything was chill, fun and exciting 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? Well, I’m a crier when I’m angry or frustrated enough, so yeah probably 9. who did you last see in person? My boyfriend, who’s sleeping next to me 10. are you good at hiding your feelings? I can be if I want to 11. are you listening to music right now? Nope 12. what is something you want right now? grapes and cash 13. how do you feel right now? Pretty good. Chilling in bed, a little sleepy. A tad bit too warm, cause Sebastian is clinging to every inch of me in his sleep, but I really don’t mind 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? If his current clinging counts as a hug; my boyfriend 15. personality description I can come off as a bit bitchy/boring/shy, but if I find you funny I’ll open up and be more fun and crazy. If I like you enough I’m also probably the most loyal bitch on this planet. 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? Yeah I have. Two of my friends who dated for a year had a nasty breakup, and quite soon after that the guy had sex with someone else. I promised him that I wouldn’t tell his ex. That was hard. But I didn’t… 17. opinion on insecurities. Not sure what this question wants, but… Insecurities are shit, and I’m doing pretty good with ignoring mine 18. do you miss how things were a year ago? On one hand yes, cause I had a clear routine and somewhere to be everyday, and everything was so chill and exciting since it was a few months before graduation. But on the other hand I’m okey with moving on with my life. I still have the people from a year ago that I care about, and I’m starting to get a clearer view of my future life choices so it almost excites me 19. have you ever been to New York? No I haven’t, would like to go though 20. what is your favourite song at the moment? Man, I don’t know… I’m a junkie for “Balladen om herr Fredrik Åkare och den söta fröken Cecilia Lind” by Cornelis Vreeswijk 21. age and birthday? 20 years old, January 7th 22. description of crush. Except for my boyfriend I don’t have a crush atm. But when I do, they’re pretty much always the same type of guy(my boyfriend included.. I have a very specific type, okey?); * Dark, a lil longer, curly-curlyish hair * Tall, lanky * (Harry Styles, Kit Harington, Robert Sheehan, Sirius Black) *Skinny jeans in legs for days *Big hands *Tall 23. fear(s) 
I’m scared to death of spiders, no joke. Also scared of darker things, like the future, being lonely and such 24. height 167cm, whatever that is in feet 25. role model Uhh… don’t know really..? 26. idol(s) Harry Styles is a really good human being tbh 27. things i hate Cold places, brushing my teeth (it’s the most boring fucking thing I know) 28. i’ll love you if… You love me, probably. I’m trash for affection 29. favourite film(s) Man I don’t know… I’m not at all picky with movies, and usually like every movie I see, so….? 30. favourite tv show(s) Game of thrones & friends 31. 3 random facts * I’ve seen every season of “RuPaul’s drag race”. Pearl is my babe. * I’m basically CONSTANTLY moving/jerking/twitching at least one of my feet or toes in some kind of way. Don’t know why, but I’ve done it for like 8 years now, feels weird when I don’t * I don’t eat sauce. Not on burgers, or pizza, or Kebab or anything. Basically only eat ketchup. 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? My closest, closest friends are mainly girls, but among all (lol, makes it sound like a lot) of my friends, it’s quite evenly divided 33. something you want to learn More languages, although I hate actually learning it, so I doubt it’s gonna happen.. I would also like to be better than I am at piano 34. most embarrassing moment ?? I’m an embarrassing person so… don’t know 35. favourite subject I like English and Swedish (my 1st language) cause I enjoy writing. Other than that, biology 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? * Want to find my dream occupation * Want to go to Australia * Want to share an apartment with either bestie or boyfriend 37. favourite actor/actress Leonardo DiCaprio is nice, I don’t know 38. favourite comedian(s) Asså mannen, Johan Glans 39. favourite sport(s) I don’t really do sports… but like… figure skating? (Eller gång, det är nog min favvo) 40. favourite memory I have a few: * Front row on One Direction’s where we are tour concert at Wembley. The whole 24 hours prior to the concert itself was amazing, and then being in the front row was just unreal. And then Harry screaming “köttbullar” (=meatballs, cause we had a Swedish flag) at us. Best day. * Like the entire week before graduation was great. Prom, chilling in the sun, graduating. It was all really nice. We bought a big, inflatable pool, so when the rest of the students were still in school, all of the graduates had pool parties in the school yard * One time when my boyfriend was playing some game on his computer, to gain his attention, I climbed up into his lap and latched myself around him like a backwards backpack, and then I accidentally fell asleep there. Slept for about an hour. Best nap of my life. 41. relationship status In a relationship since three years 42. favourite book(s) I’m such an embarrassing sucker for the entire Harry Potter series and that entire universe. Other than that I loved “the Book thief” by Marcus Zusak 43. favourite song ever God…….. I don’t know 44. age you get mistaken for I don’t think I’ve been mistaken ever… But quite often my friends have to show ID at bars, but I don’t? 45. how you found out about your idol My best friend showed me this boy band she had discovered, and well there he was 46. what my last text message says “Where’s the lie tho” in response to a screenshot of a funny text post I was sent 47. turn ons Oh god, where do i start.. * cockiness, but not in a gross way, but just a smug, confident way..? Making sense? * Hands. Long, slim fingers; hands of a pianist * Long, slim legs in skinny jeans * Jaw lines * Tiny man butts * Veiny forearms * Tall people * Smoking..? I don’t know why? I don’t even like smoking? It’s just something aesthetically pleasing with long, slender fingers holding a cigarette * HAIR, dark, long luscious locks * Kissing. Anywhere but the lips (lips too tho) * Biting * Teasing * Hands, grabbing, groping, gentle slapping. You name it, it probably turns me on 48. turn offs Like…. pissing? And snus (snuff). So fucking gross 49. where i want to be right now Somewhere with a lowest temperature of 25 degrees Celsius 50. favourite picture of your idol I’m on mobile, man, but probably like… messy bun, a flimsy shirt that’s really out there, and some sparkly boots 51. starsign I’m your typical Capricorn 52. something i’m talented at Like… music stuff.. I have a really good ear for keys and such in music..? 53. 5 things that make me happy * Sunshine * Dogs * Travelling * My boyfriend and best friend * Reading/drawing 54. Name something you’re currently worried about The future; what do I want to do for a living, and hence; what do I want to study at uni? 55. tumblr friends I’m not really tumblr active in that way.. I just reblog nice pictures of nice things and that’s that. One time TT answered one of my asks 56. favourite food(s) Tacos. 57. favourite animal(s) Dogs Foxes, because they’re extra pretty dogs 58. description of my best friend Real smol. 59. why i joined tumblr Facebook was so 2010

[vintagecandyshop]

I was tagged!

Surprised by @tietoons, so I’m gonna do it !

1. Coke or Pepsi: Uhh pepsi? I really like vanilla pepsi? 2. Disney or Dreamworks: Disney, I love their history more. 3. Coffee or Tea: I haven’t had Coffee yet, but I guess tea is alright? I rarely drink it. 4. Books or Movies: Certainly movies, my sister’s the book one. 5. Windows or Mac: I’ve only ever used windows! 6. DC or Marvel: Neither...? I don’t keep up with comics. 7. Xbox or Playstation: Playstation !! 8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: Don’t play either. 9. Night Owl or Early Rise: I used to be a early bird, but only when I can keep up the habit :’} 10. Cards or Chess: Cards! Though I’m terrible at most card games, I love the aesthetic? lol 11. Chocolate or Vanilla: both 12. Vans or Converse: I literally only own converse and heels 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: ... In English, please? 14. Fluff or Angst: Fluff! It is actually hard for me to be serious long enough to even write angst. 15. Beach or Forest: Beach, because I live in a desert now, and I used to live on a hill that you could see the ocean from. 16. Dogs or Cats?: I am terribly allergic to cats, but I do have a adorable pompom. 17. Clear Skies or Rain: Clear skies! That’s all you ever get here anyhow. 18. Cooking or Eating Out: Eating out tbh 19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: Spicy ofc yesss 20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: Christmas! 21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: You get used to the heat in the desert, cold always makes me think of clinical spaces, like hospitals etc. 22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be: either to become invisible or to fly. 23. Animation or Live Action: animation 24. Paragon or Renegade: I don’t know what you’re referring to... 25. Baths or Showers: Showers, baths always end up longer than I actually have the time for oops. 26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man? I’m really not a superhero fan but idk, captain america?  27. Fantasy or Sci-Fi: Fantasy! Fantasy sci-fi if you count steampunk. 28. Do you have three or four favorite quotes?:

Don’t be surprised if I can’t remember where any of them are from tho

“ I do hate politics, it’s known to turn even the brightest men into hypocrites.”

“If you can make a joke out of yourself that everyone laughs at, then no one can touch you!”

“Darling, if we’ve gotta be in hell than we might as well raise it.” ( That one is a quote I thought up for my character Charlie, but am convincing myself I heard it somewhere else first.)

29. YouTube or Netflix: Youtube, i’m literally never not watching youtube. 30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: I’ve only ever seen the Harry Potter movies \o/ 31. When You Feel Accomplished: When I make distinguished, undeniable progress in my art skill. Pulled off drawing something I didn’t think I could before, etc. 32. Star Wars or Star Trek: Star Wars, I guess! 33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: I guess hardbacks? They feel more special idk lol. I don’t even read enough to judge. 34. Handwriting or Typing: Typing, though apparently I have good handwriting i’m told. 35. Velvet or Satin: Uhm,, velvet? Isn’t that the one you can run your hands throug hand leave drawings in? 36. Video Games or Movies: Aaah I gotta say movies! But it’s honestly pretty close. 37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon?: Definitely own a pet dragon. 38. Sunrise or sunset: aaaa both tbh 39. What’s your favourite song?: Don’t make me choose oml

uhhh do musical songs count? I think Life is a Cabaret from (1972) Cabaret is the embodiment of my aesthetic.

40. Horror Movies yes or no: I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT NO I CAN’T 41. Long hair or short hair: I have really long hair right now, but I’d love a more masculine hair cut actually. 42. Opera or Theatre: Theatre! But, I can definitely respect Opera for the artistry even though I don’t enjoy it myself. 43: Assuming the multiverse theory is true and every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first?: Ooohhh I don’t know, if I thought I could survive it, I might say Adventure Time just because they look like a lot of fun. I feel like literally anything can happen there. 44: Are you scared of thunderstorms? Why?: No, but they rarely happen here! 45: Sleeping in or getting up early?: Sleeping in 100%, though I do hate having shorter days. It’s a paradox. 46: Favorite Food?: It’s clear to me that I really like asian chicken kabobs.  47: Traditional or Digital art?: I actually learned how to draw digitally first, then started doing traditional after, so, digital definitely. 48: What do YOU think is your most redeemable quality?: My intense complete and utter devils drive to never be broken. Leo’s pride and all that. 48: If you could meet any celebrity, who would you meet?: Can I meet dead ones? I have a whole list of dead ones. 49. Favorite band?: Oh Caravan Palace yup, I even love their new stuff. 50. Favorite pet?: I only have my pet pomeranian, Coco(puff) ~ 51. Truth or Dare?: I am one of those people you can Marty Mcfly, double dog dare me and then call me a coward and I’ll probably end up doing it. 52. Sticky notes or journal: Journal, I have a ton, but I wouldn’t mind buying some sticky notes... to probably end up putting in the journals. 53. Do you keep a diary?: I did before, for mental health, but I ended up hating looking back on my old thoughts. It was very odd. 54. One of the best movies you’ve seen: Fantastic Mr. Fox.

I don’t have anyone to tag that I can think of off the top of my head, so feel free to do this if these questions seem fun? \o/

[underabr0kensky]

IT’S A THING WITH INFO ABOUT ME HOLY SHIT I BET NO ONE CARES

1. do you prefer to shower when you wake up or before you go to sleep? When I wake up, usually. It helps me hate the morning a little bit less. Unless it’s cold. Then I’d rather just not wake up at all. 2. does it bother you to sleep with the lights on? Yes. Even if there’s a light on outside my room it pisses me off. 3. cigarettes, marijuana, or neither? Neither, both taste like shit. 4. beer, liquor, or neither? Liquor. Fuck me up, fam. 5. what is the biggest impact you hope to make throughout your lifetime? I dunno. I guess making someone feel good things with my music. Or maybe saving someone’s life. 6. what’s your favourite movie genre? Horror. I also love drama because I’m highly emotional and it’s dumb. 7. puns or dirty jokes? Either, depends on the mood. 8. bubble bath, bath bomb, or bath salts? Shower. With no bubbles. Fuck bubbles, they feel weird. 9. you wake up to find you’ve traded places with a celebrity – who is it? Robert Downey Jr. I wanna be in an Iron Man movie. 10. you wake up to find you’ve traded places with a fictional character – who is it? Goku. I wanna fuck up some aliens with my nigga Vegeta. 11. what are you wearing? Metallica shirt and boxers. Are you coming onto me? 12. what is your earliest memory? Christmas morning when I was 3. I got a big plastic column of Legos. 13. moon or stars? Stars. Although the moon is nice too, especially when it’s yellow or orange. 14. sunrise or sunset? Sunset. Fuck the sunrise, I see it all the time because Wal-Mart sucks. 15. what’s the best present you’ve ever received? My ESP guitar or my first car. 16. what’s your favourite scent? This one specific Febreze scent. Hawaiian something. It’s what my ex used to make her dorm smell nice. 17. what do you think about when you need to be in a calm state of mind? Usually a person. Jess, Ozge, Abby, any of my close friends. Either that or I imagine doing something really violent to let out some stress. 18. what do you think about when you need motivation? I think about proving my family right, and that motivates me to stop being a lazy cunt. 19. list 5 things you like most about yourself: My hair, my guitarplaying/singing voice, my ability to be a good listener, uhh...yeah I can’t think of anything else. 20. do you have many friends or do you prefer to keep a close circle? Close circle. I don’t trust people, they’ll fuck you over. A few close friends are all I need. 21. if you had the chance to be immortal exactly as you are now, would you take that opportunity? No. There are way too many things I dislike about myself. 22. what do you think of when you wake up? “Fuck, I don’t want to work” or “Fuck, I’m hung over” almost exclusively. 23. what’s your favourite word? Fuck. 24. if you could change your name, what would you change it to? I like my name. Well, I hate my middle name. 25. what would your name be if you were the opposite/another gender? I dunno. I like the name Rachel though. 26. turn ons? Someone who is caring, loyal, has their shit reasonably together, and is intelligent. 27. turn offs? Immaturity, someone being a disloyal slut, gold-digging, close-mindedness, bigotry. 28. kinks? Choking. Slapping. Spanking. Neck kisses/bites. Handcuffs/light flogging/bondage tape. Blindfolds. Hard scratches. And I like when someone I’m really into spits in my mouth, as much as that weirds most people out. Oh, and I have a foot fetish. 29. what’s your “type”? I don’t really have one. But I tend to like people who have that “alternative” look. But yeah, if you’re attractive to me, you’re kind, an intelligent person who can have a conversation about random stuff, and you don’t mind me being an insecure fucking dork, I’ll probably like you. 30. give a piece of advice: Do not let being insecure fuck up a special relationship you have with someone. It will fucking haunt you. 31. do you fear death? Yes and no. I wanna die a lot, but it’s also scary. 32. do you believe there is anything that exists after death? Nah, not really. If there is though, I’m probably fucked. 33. what expectations do you set for yourself? do you live up to them? I usually set unrealistically high expectations for themselves, then when I inevitably don’t meet them I berate myself mercilessly. Should probably work on that. 34. are you a good friend? would you want to be friends with the type of friend that you are? I am constantly told that I am, so I guess so. And yeah, I suppose I would. 35. dinosaurs or space? Space. Dinosaurs are cool but space is so fucking mysterious, it’s almost like magic. 36. do you believe in aliens? I’d like to, and I think it’s highly possible considering how utterly fucking massive the universe is, but I can’t say I “believe” in something when there’s not really any hard evidence. 37. do you believe in ghosts? Again, I’d like to, but I’d need to experience something or see some type of evidence. 38. describe your style? Uh. I don’t really have one. T-shirts and camo pants with a wallet chain, I guess. 39. send me your name, I’ll post what I think your aesthetic would be: Well, since I’m cheating and doing this as a survey because it’s pointless to just reblog it and expect people to send me numbers, I can’t do this. 40. post a photo of yourself: Maybe later. I look like shit.